I’ve been watching King of the Hill at work (all shift sometimes) recently and it’s gotten to be real difficult to see the antagonistic characters on the show in the same light. Cartoons are supposed to be an exaggeration of their real life counterparts. Knowing what texas is harboring in real life really washes out the humor these antagonists are supposed to bring.
The shit has wheels and isn’t behind a fence. Move it yourself, tell them to fuck off, and go back the next day and move it again until the management give up. What are they going to do? Get a police stake out? Hire RoboCop to uphold the law? Never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity.
What part of “George Thorogood concert” do you not understand? This wasn’t a shitter in the middle of nowhere. Locking the door is a lot more effective than trying to be louder than I Drink Alone. Yeah, you know when I shit alone I prefer to be by myself.
Steal from the rich: accept expensive gifts from the rich
Give to the poor: at the very least see if anyone needs his old phone. One of you may know somebody who has a cracked screen and is willing to up/side/downgrade to a phone in better condition.
How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
I was at a George Thorogood concert and opened the door on a woman taking a shit in a portapotty. There were no lines so I just walked up and picked door number 2.
What I’m saying is I do care a little bit who’s in there.
I was working with my hands on something and socked myself in the nuts. I think I was deburring a piece of hardened steel and the scraper slipped. It wasn’t full wind up and swing but my fist with the scraper had a lot of pressure in and behind it.
I’ve got plenty of scars and this incident didn’t leave one. Not physically. My testicles ache now thinking back on it. Makes me wonder if Mike Tyson ever punched himself in the nuths.
I’ve always wondered if a small car like a Smart Car could just perpendicular park instead and call it a day. Parking cops are fucking morons so it would be hard to explain coloring inside the lines to them.
im permabanned poster redditshitposter58. i first started reading reddit when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of “shit posting” and tried to channel it constantly, until my posting process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like “amaze balls” and “this” in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of “bad” style of reddit humor was all about; i think it’s the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who “use” reddit to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.
Mutant League Football
Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven’t forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.
To hell with AI theories. The killers broke into his cell from inside the walls, ceiling, toilet, or poster. Started in a sewer pipe. Watch Shawshank Redemption backwards to get the idea.
Does a dome have to be arching upwards? This golden dome I’ve been hearing about just makes me think of a toilet full of piss.
I think they’ve been emojis for over 100 years
Start charging money to get in
It is one better
Since anyone can say anything online I’m gonna need to see some butt crack for verification.
I hope it tells you to let the boiling water cool, too. I feel like that’s an important step.