Ooh, tell me more! I used to love a good fairy tale. And this one sounds like a doozy! But just like you started, make sure it doesn’t have anything that matches reality - that’d be great. Thanks!

Do you need a hug? It sounds like you need a hug.

Once again, Everyone That Disagrees With You Must Have Emotional Problems/Trauma And That Makes Them Wrong And Unworthy, a bedtime story for scratched liberals.

You don’t know what satire is, do you? And man, with everything else thrown my way because of this post, insulting my nerd cred is a low blow even for someone from hexbear. I thought you all at least had standards!

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You can selectively ignore the point @Doubledee@hexbear.net made all you like and continue to act le amused and le above it all. It’s all you got.

but my best shot at getting any of them is to vote for the person who seems the most sane

Once again, you’re a liberal that seeks the aesthetics of what you perceive as normalcy over any other possible value. It’s lowkey ableist shit that ignores that plenty of “sane” nazis carried out their duties with diligent “sane” efficiency before and during WW2, and many were perceived as so “sane” that after the war they became founding members of NATO.

Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!

I should know better

Yes. You should stop posting because you’re convincing no one and your posts are only pleasing yourself in a kind of embarrassing way.

You really should be more careful. I could be in the room with you right now!

Everyone That Disagrees With You Is Mentally Ill And Mentally Ill People Are Fundamentally Wrong And Must Be Silenced, a bedtime story for scratched liberals.

Liberals can only imagine last minute ass-pulls saving the day and devalue anyone and anything else striving to avert calamity. Otherwise, it’s all Adults In The Room that Make The Hard Decisions and Get Shit Done by reinforcing the status quo.

And judging by how you’re talking here, you identify as one such Adult In The Room that Makes The Hard Decisions and Gets Shit Done by reinforcing the status quo.

Find it hilarious

Sure you do.

Ahh, yes

That’s such a tiresome and arrogant Reddit-standard opener for your reply that I’m doubting that “withsoul” part of your name.

Labyrinth was such a good time.

I’ve found the best way to really infuriate online edgelords was to be patient yet firm with them.

Like a parent.

“Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory” was both a lie (typically invoked to defend/justify bigotry, bullying, and such) and it also served to normalize people being assholes on the internet. “Perfectly well adjusted wholesome ordinary people chant nazi slogans when they log onto the internet, for real guys! It says nothing about their character as people because for some magical reason the internet totally has no connections to lived human experiences!”

I’m glad that the so-called rule fell out of use and the excuse rings very hollow for most people now. Also, I noticed that many “ironic asshole” comedians and entertainers from the “le epic trolling” era wound up being actual assholes that hurt people outside of the act. “Million Dollar Extreme” and Justin Roiland come to mind.

You’re right.

If you like good storytelling, worldbuilding, complex flawed characters and/or deep interactive internal monologues, Disco Elysium is unsurpassed.