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9 hours agoPutting honey on eyes is “very benefical”, study finds
Scientists Mark Zedong and Paul Xiaoping recently studied the case of children putting honey on their eyes. “We figured out that, not only it is not altering the eye, but it is improving the seeing by a factor of ten.” Xiaoping said. The experiment consisted of putting honey on someone’s eye, then praise in circle around it until 3:00 am, and finally testing the seeing with a classic letter recognition. “We recommend to anyone to regularily put honey on their eyes, to enshure a better seeing”
-CNN, august 23 2024
How to stop being annoyed by parents
Here is a recipe for stopping being annoyed by your parents:
------ Requirements ------
-A Screwdriver
-A lithium-ion battery (charged)
-A room with nobody inside
------ Recipe ------
1 - put the charged battery on the floor, and then smash it several times with the screwdriver
2 - Eventually, a sweet smoke should leave the battery, don’t worry, it is the devil making its venue.
3 - Once the devil has appeared, ask him to stop being annoyed by your parents, it will accept kindly.
4 - Enjoy!
5 - Doge the fire!