Deep Throat, keep Linda Lovelace obvs

Have you talked to the Council? They normally have officers who sort shit like this out.

Yeah, I’ve taken drugs, too.

I’m blind in one eye so find it hard to judge distances and gaps. As a result I find it easier to back in, especially if I am doing it between two parked vehicles, because I can judge it more easily using my wing mirrors.

I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

I’ve done 20 every night for about 40 years, don’t think I’m gonna change now

Top Hole!

Yes I can. And disagree with virtually everyone else; I think that this along with virtually everything else by Dickens is absolutely top class writing. The meaning of every individual phrase isn’t the point, the whole passage just gives the perfect impression of the scene he is trying to convey. Also, remember much of Dickens’ stuff was written to be read out loud. Try that, it helps!