My driving instructor ate tomatoes like apples, got a whole wooden crate of them in the morning and a shaker of salt, I probably could’ve mowed down a few pedestrians as long as that man had his tomatoes.
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MML@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Yes, salesperson. Please fondle my underwear before I buy it. And judge me for what I choose.3·8 days agoAlso just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it’s possible.
I knew OJ was behind it all.
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Woman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policeEnglish1·9 days agoI just added the *
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Google Keeps Making Smartphones WorseEnglish3·10 days agoThe second one, it appears you’re correct
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Google Keeps Making Smartphones WorseEnglish2·10 days agoGraphene is the only one that gets rid of webview right?
It could have been really good though
MML@sh.itjust.worksto News@lemmy.world•Full list of Republicans who blocked Epstein files vote5·12 days agoHere’s the thing, they’re actually fine with that
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Games@lemmy.world•Vintage gaming advertising pictures: a galleryEnglish10·14 days agoI’ve seen Pokemon condoms but I don’t think they were licensed, fortunately none of them said “gotta catch em all” though
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gbEnglish5·25 days agoTo communicate with the 5th version of software they have somehow released between the time the product was created and you bought it.
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•We really don't want to talk about our problems5·26 days agoYeah it’s pretty fantastic, even if by some miracle I don’t have to work, all I can afford to do is sit at home anyway.
MML@sh.itjust.worksto Climate - truthful information about climate, related activism and politics.@slrpnk.net•The Trump budget proposes $0 for climate research in 20261·27 days agoWell then they wouldn’t be brainwashed, they actually do care about the children, it’s just the system they were raised in left them too stupid to do so properly?
The drug trade is American, they also use pints for beer though
I thought it was cocaine at first and I was thinking End Of Watch
I guess it depends on where you’re at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you’re in a place where it’s legal.
I’m pretty sure Polaris used to have this ad about how closer together front and rear wheels was better for off-road, the ad ended somewhere along the lines of guess where we put the wheels on the Polaris Ranger, that’s right. Now we have these monstrosities that cost way too much and aren’t even good off-road, I’d take my crossover just about anywhere I would take that Polaris.