Oh yeah I forgot about that. Kinda creepy in hindsight, but I suppose that was the idea

Real talk tho who’s #2 & #3

I don’t see why we can’t do both

He shouldn’t have resisted

There is a process for suing the federal government for wrongful termination, but idk how it would work when you’re dealing with the actual Justice Department

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

The mothers are told if the message included a dick pic but they are not allowed to see it.

Ok this has happened to me on more than one occasion. I can’t tell if i’m really that clueless or if it’s a big with the client I’m using.

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I should clarify, I included the excerpt in the post because i, too, believe this is bullshit.

Oh I 100% agree, I just kept the article title the same as was originally published.

Having the onion in my feed has really got me checking to make sure this these aren’t actual news stories.

As I said throughout the entire election cycle, if Trump wins, Palestine will be gone by Summer.

Because they’re terrorists duh /s

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

You mean this is America by the end of this year (assuming we’re still around)

I mean good on them for being fully transparent about their mistake and fixing it. 1000x more respectable than any “real” news network.

I don’t think they’re gonna be roasted