Pro [white, American, male, able-bodied, wealthy, straight/cisgender, …] Life…

I had a lecture for an aerospace class a few years back. What the professor said is “what is a perfect gas?” - what the caption software produced is “what is a prefect ass?”

Captioning is hard, man…

Well, it’s important. If you’re injured by a direct blast effect of a nuclear weapon, insurance needs a way to quickly reject that! After all, you didn’t get nuclear coverage on your plan!

It’s serious business. The paperwork is a nightmare though. The rich farmers have lawyers to file the appropriate writs, petitions, and incantations to stay the cannibalism. For those without the money, going before Ba-Kok can be intimidating and challenging.

All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…