You don’t have to fake a customer service smile to be friendly.

Edit: and you weren’t just saying “being nice to people is a good thing” though, were you? Maybe read your own comment and the replies instead of making up a strawman.

I was already almost always picking Luigi. Recent events have only solidified my choice.

Or the 13 were payed for by his son and the father payed for only 2 more. Which his son thought was ridiculously stingy of him.