Truth right? She’s allergic to truth?

Sure. It wasn’t my guide, just the first thing I found on Google.

Not impossible but more pain than it’s probably worth, unless you really want to dive in for the experience and challenge:

Here is a solution to enable laptop bottom case keyboards as USB keyboards using a Teensy microcontroller. The author has tested a wide variety of keyboard models, including Dell Inspiron, HP Presario, Sony Vaio, and IBM / Lenovo ThinkPad.

A typical laptop keyboard relies on the motherboard for the scanning circuitry. I use a Teensy microcontroller mounted on a connector board to take over this function.

https://hackaday.com/2018/12/04/teensy-liberates-the-thinkpad-keyboard/

Frank Adams liked the keyboard on his Lenovo ThinkPad T61 so much that he decided to design an adapter so he could use it over USB with the Teensy microcontroller. He got the Trackpoint working, and along the way managed to add support for a number of other laptop boards as well. Before you know it, he had a full-blown open source project on his hands.

Links for this project:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PheqSNNP8

https://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-Make-a-USB-Laptop-Keyboard-Controller/

https://github.com/thedalles77/USB_Laptop_Keyboard_Controller 

That would suck to count all those legs.

Kinda wondering if the Hulk and the Green Giant are related?

I was gonna say the same thing, but I’m glad you did. Makes me feel old anyway.

So all the other hard drives will be cheaper now, right? Right?

Of course it was.

If only he had the ability to STFU. But he’s reached master level insanity where as long as he’s in the news (whether good or bad) he feels successful.

Just point and laugh at our naked Emporer.