LOL the investment pays for itself. Surely it will work next time!

Drat, I failed us here! I forgot to invoke the sacred spells!

If this dude registered as a Sovereign Citizen, he would have been fine!

I’ll show you:

Police: “What’s in the bag? Does that say ‘no drugs’ on it??”

SovCit: “I never entered into a contract with you!”

Police: Snatches bag and starts digging.

SovCit: “Neither the individual nor the STRAW MAN contracted with —- please stop!”

Police: Tackles SovCit

SovCit: “I swear this bag is not from the TRUSTEE or the STRAW MAN. It ain’t my bag. Do you have a claim against me because I’m — bro, maritime laws!!”

Hmm… I guess this doesn’t work out after all.

Republican Party: “Is it possible to learn this power?”

You don’t come back from death? Oh yeah?! Then explain Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back!

Mew and Mewtwo are fighting and Ash jumps in between them because he doesn’t want them to fight. They kill him and bro falls to the ground and turns to stone. Then Pikachu tries to wake him up with slaps and thunder shocks, but fails to wake him up as Pikachu breaks out into tears. All the other Pokémon witnessing this start crying over Ash’s courageous sacrifice and Pikachu’s loss, that their tears fly away or whatever, and those tears flow into Ash’s body. He then turns back to flesh and he’s like, “Yo I’m alive and that hurt, but I’m alright.”