Aztec deathwhistle

Nice try Putin, I ain’t falling for that one again!

Umm, hold on let me hit ChatGPT up for that

Yea! God damn CIA is everywhere!

Fox News is the onion except it’s a) not funny, and b). Fucking morons believe what’s on it

I bought the early access, it’s pretty fun with a bit of jank, but the jank is minimal - it’s worth a purchase I think, especially if you like elder scroll type games

Hey I only start civil wars in OTHER countries.

Can we just get to the Civil war part of this timeline already, I’m fucking tired man

But they won’t know when the Tornados are coming because Trump gutted NOAA

Hey, if it comes out looking like a turtle, you know who to blame

Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard

For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.