Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.
Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.
They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.
/s
4chan version is that but with rainbow dash
that’d be like 80 loads
As if she ever stops at 400
They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious
That looks like intestinal horror to me
Guys I don’t think I can eat 400 owls in one sitting.
400 calories of owls is less than one owl, owls aren’t tic tacs
Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.
Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.
Whole grain chicken
