The “We, Robot” event was peak 2020s Tesla: A long wait, few specifics, tons of promises for a bright future. But for whom?
What I don’t get about Tesla is: when will they ever update their existing vehicles, like every other car company does? The Model S has been around for over ten years. Aren’t they planning an S2? Or this all the RnD they have?
They’ve fully redesigned the S twice (2016 and 2021, rumored again in 2025), the X once (2021), and the model 3 once (2022). The model Y is rumored for end of this year or early next year.
I had to check Wikipedia to be sure. OK, the S got updated motors or restyled taillights, but they’re all externally indistinguishable for the non Tesla nerd. Look at how the Corvette and Mustang changed over the years, or the F-Series trucks. They went with the zeitgeist, and the S is still visually stuck in 2012.
Who’s of hands, who was surprised by this?
Edit: what the fuck did autocorrect mangle to come up with “who’s of hands?”
I am happy you left it this way.
I recall now, I attempted to type “show of hands.”
Autocorrect gore is fascinating, no?
He can drive tRump around in this crap
He probably literally can’t, since it’s basically just a big RC car on an extremely tightly controlled loop.
