MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1537arrow-down112
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minus-squarePhilipTheBucket@ponder.catlinkfedilinkarrow-up162·21 hours agoI like how he clarifies that he lives alone. “Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
minus-squareunconsciousvoidling@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·16 hours agoHey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
I like how he clarifies that he lives alone.
“Sure, one of my roommates could have come in and poked around in my butthole while I was sleeping. But no one was in a position to do such a thing.”
Hey I had a roommate that would steal my inserted butt plugs while I was sleeping.
And then what?
Occam’s razor and all that
Occam’s buttplug