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minus-squareFleur_@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51arrow-down6·edit-26 days agoSecond 1: introduce myself Second 2: Andrew Tate pose Second 3: obtain phone number Second 4: go on date Second 5: head home with them Second 6: get touchy Second 7: undress Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
minus-squareEllenKelly [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down19·6 days agoYoure disgusting.
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·6 days agoI know, who gets phone numbers these days?
minus-squareFleur_@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·6 days agoYeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy
Second 1: introduce myself
Second 2: Andrew Tate pose
Second 3: obtain phone number
Second 4: go on date
Second 5: head home with them
Second 6: get touchy
Second 7: undress
Second 8: get off at my floor because I already came at second 1.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY
Youre disgusting.
I know, who gets phone numbers these days?
Yeah my bad for responding to the premise with sexual comedy rather than quirky comedy