Hooray the grind is over! Shareholders can suck it, later losers.
“Chief Fertilization Officer” at [cemetery].
I feel like the “Assistant daisy pusher” would report into them.
You’d find this on a necrophiliac’s resume too
Aaaannnd that’s enough Lemmy for today.
Ah shit I applied for that role
it was the only one I was qualified for
I hope he gave his former employer the appropriate amount of notice
I interviewed for a job recently and asked why the position was vacant. They said the previous person died. I didn’t have the courage to ask if the death was work-related though.
On an unrelated note, the paper shredder is out of service indefinitely.
Some people have all the luck
Recruiters will still be excited about his qualifications and reach out!
Sprinkles make everything better
Can this artstyle just die already?
Be the change you want to see 🔪
To be honest i wont be suprised if they add like a automatic deceased notice like this.
Only reason they can imagine you haven’t logged in in a month.