(Intro)
This speech is my recital, I think it’s very vital
To get it right, the endpoint’s white—
Titrate! Titrate! Here we go!
(Chorus)
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Let’s titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate!
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate!
(Verse 1)
I set up in the lab, a burette in my hand
A flask of acid, now add the base, it’s goin’ just as planned
But if I go too far, then I will lose my star
So I drop it slow, watch it flow, ‘til the pink is out that doh’!
(Chorus)
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Lets titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate!
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate!
(Verse 2)
In the lab, we gotta grab
some phenolphthalein
One drop too much, the shade will clutch, and wreck the whole routine!
The pH curve is steeper when you’re near that equivalence point
So add it slow—just one more drop mo’,
and then we’re out this joint!
(Chorus)
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Let’s titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate!
It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight
Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate! Titrate!
(Outro)
We don’t quit, y’all, keep that pipette
Keep on drop-drop-drippin’
'Cause this is it!
(Intro) This speech is my recital, I think it’s very vital To get it right, the endpoint’s white— Titrate! Titrate! Here we go!
(Chorus) It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Let’s titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate! It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate!
(Verse 1) I set up in the lab, a burette in my hand A flask of acid, now add the base, it’s goin’ just as planned But if I go too far, then I will lose my star So I drop it slow, watch it flow, ‘til the pink is out that doh’!
(Chorus) It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Lets titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate! It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate!
(Verse 2) In the lab, we gotta grab some phenolphthalein One drop too much, the shade will clutch, and wreck the whole routine! The pH curve is steeper when you’re near that equivalence point So add it slow—just one more drop mo’, and then we’re out this joint!
(Chorus) It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Let’s titrate! Titrate! Titrate! Titrate! It’s tricky to turn it white, to turn it white would be real tight Titrate! T-t-t-titrate! Titrate! Titrate!
(Outro) We don’t quit, y’all, keep that pipette Keep on drop-drop-drippin’ 'Cause this is it!
Glorious