I choose Mufasa
Hermes Conrad. He’s got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.
Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.
Lex Luthor.
Sure, he wants to kill Superman, that’s not the best political stance, but other than that he’ll basically just focus on fixing everything else that slows society down in order to have a society that’s better at killing Superman.
Plus it’s not like he’s successful at killing Superman. So really it’s a win-win.
I don’t know, isn’t he some ultraliberal technobroligarch that would experiment on the poor under the guise of affordable healthcare ?
So no difference from current situation we are in.
That was what I was getting at
Elon Musk is Temu Lex Luthor.
Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.
I was gonna say, you’ve got to be real careful about your timeline there
I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord
That is outrageous! It’s unfair!
I’m pretty sure he turned it down?
MegaMind.
Daria
She would hate that so much
The American people need her
Hobbes
Captain planet.
Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.
Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol
TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!
RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!
How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?
He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.
Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.
Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.
a vampiric lion? huh.
His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!
He’s also never looked in a mirror before.
Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious
the ass?
That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.
I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.
Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol
There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx 👀
Yakko from the Animaniacs, though he may be a bit too smart for the job.
Jessica Rabbit.
All those “women can’t be president” douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming “nice guys” which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.
Oh I can see it now. “I voted for you! Why won’t you return my DMs?!”
Professor X. He’s already responsible with even more power, and this way people would choose to listen to him.
Dr.Doom. He’s got experience and a pretty good track record all things considered.
Scrooge McDuck (Duck Tales version). Dude knows how to manage people and balance a budget. Sure he might occasionally get obsessed with some treasure in the middle east but that’s no different than most presidents.
