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minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up106·28 days agoif any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
minus-squareThurstylark@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·28 days agoYou know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
minus-squareweker01@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up26·28 days agoI’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·28 days agoYes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up23·edit-228 days agoActually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it. Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence. If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·28 days agotbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
minus-squareOutlierBlue@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·28 days agoYeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
minus-squarechetradley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·27 days agoLeads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
minus-squareMissJinx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoThat’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
minus-squaresmeenz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days ago“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
minus-squareDragon Rider (drag)@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down3·28 days agoHe actually belonged to your mum
if any dog approaches me I will follow it. No matter if it’s a service dog or not. I just love dogs
You know what dogs like? Other dogs! What could be more delightful than to follow a dog and, alas! MORE DOGS!!
I’ve done this for 59 dogs now. The world will tremble upon facing my canine army!
Yes! If I found a person in distress on the other side I would be disapointed. “Shit…it’s just a kid having a Seizure… I was hoping for puppies”
Actually … a suspicious amount of animals fall within that definition now that I think about it.
Cats, birbs, basically anything fren-shaped that doesn’t show signs of distress by my presence.
If they want to be petted I’m just gonna sit down and make it a day.
tbf if a fucking lion crossed my path and instead of killing me waited for me to follow I would.
Yeah, he’s probably got a legendary quest for you.
Leads you to lion’s den. Other lions: “door dash is here!”
That’s why I steer clear from nature. I’m a very easy pray
I prey you stay safe!
“Oh sweet…I don’t have to carry dinner”, thinks the lion.
He actually belonged to your mum
Doesn’t everyone?
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