A transparent one
Plain curtain. Cut a hole about 3 inches in diameter, about 30 inches from the ground. Line the inside of the hole with duct tape.
Fuck you, I love it!
Holy fuck I need this
You and me both.
My SO did not, though. So we compromised and bought one with flowers.
In their hair
Well that’s a bummer. It still lives on in your heart though.
Did you manage to find it anywhere for purchase? I’m striking out right now.
This is our shower curtain.
We have this one!
Brilliant, no notes.
Ha same!
Get a picture of yourself taking a shower. Print that onto the shower curtain.
One with your face printed on it.
A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)
Velvet.
One of the nuclear waste warnings.
Edit: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long-term_nuclear_waste_warning_messages
“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”
I put that over my loo. Showers and tubs can be nuanced.
beads
The one with you naked since it defies half of the purpose.
