AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon wipes his asslemm.eeexternal-linkmessage-square168fedilinkarrow-up1511arrow-down118
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minus-squaretibi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·2 days agoObviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·2 days agoDon’t flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.
minus-squareWorx@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 days agoHow fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?
minus-squarepearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoThey aren’t. That’s why you shouldn’t flush one!
minus-squareCort@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·2 days agoAmericans don’t get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.
minus-squarelocahosr443@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoThis is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block
minus-squareCanonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.
Obviously, a bidet is the best way to have a clean butt, but baby wipes are a good compromise when in public bathrooms, they clean much better than dry toilet paper. Or wash on the side of the bathtub.
Don’t flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.
How fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?
They aren’t. That’s why you shouldn’t flush one!
Americans don’t get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.
This is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block
I am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.