Well now I want to talk to you about an extinct species of hairy-ass elephants. And they had hair all over, not just on their ass!
Fun fact, they were bald everywhere else.
Good that they provided both the Emperor penguin and human penguin for scale.
Wenk wenk wenk!
Megapenguin Grandpa: Kids, did I ever tell you about when the Gigapenguins overthrew the Terapenguins?
I want one of those (in the Antarctic/Poles though)
I was planning to, but work has been hell today. I’ve barely had any time to shitpost.
RETVRN!
Still can’t fly, pathetic
I mean, can you?
No, but I’m not a bird 😎
Are you sure?
I can go on a plane, the fact that they cant is a certified skill issue :3
They can sabotage helicopters when Mango Mussolini levies tariffs on them, it’s a start.
“They’ll expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother!”
They can also go in a plane, so it’s not really a skill issue. They might not be allowed on board, but that’s an issue of discrimination, not skill.
The real skill issue is how much better they can swim compared to you, or really any human.
it’s just a dude in a costume
Ok but was it a true penguin, or a false penguin like all the extant species today?
All modern penguins are pseudo-penguins.
Penguins are the Linux mascot.
sudosounds like “pseudo” (unless you are one of those people who pronounces it Sue-dew or sud-Oh, in which case, I don’t like you).Sudo penguin. Heh.
Jesus, who says ‘sud-Oh’?
And who says “sue-dew”???
Palaeeudyptes klekowskii
-or-
Mega Penguin
-or-
The Big Klekowskii
If you’re not into the whole “brevity” thing
<—soulless
I’ll just go install klekowskii linux real quick, brb
i just dropped in, to see what condition my install was in
Based on that description, that dude on the left is a tall fella.
Including large boots, hat, and hood. And also fairly tall.
Trump would say it was him but he was even bigger than mega penguin and more handsome. Also love how guy is out there in his timbs
mega penguin
MAGA penguin
Make Antarctica Great Again
🤣
1m90ish is 7cm taller than the average Dutch male.
Waluigi’s fursona.
I want one! Gimme!
Megafauna is (are?) dope
I bet it tasted so good. Like pork or something
the human urge to eat literally anything except plants
Is this the healthy eating lemmy??? Mind your business soyboy
sure buddy. enjoy your diarrhea
Thanks bro enjoy your estrogen
Most seabirds taste like oily fish but with the texture of chicken.
Hot damn, fry that bad boy up and give me some tartar sauce
That sounds perfect tbh. I love fish flavour but mostly don’t like the texture.
I was really sad to learn this, penguins look tasty.
