• henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    1 month ago

    He sucked 100 dicks and with that knowledge and experience in the end he finally chose hers.

    Remember that.

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      1 month ago

      Either way I feel it’s more important how many dicks they sucked after entering the relationship.

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        Let’s say he sucked at least three per weekday and rested on weekends, it would take an average of 12 years and six months to suck so many dicks.

        If otherwise would just stick to the one, again resting on weekends, that could make it a 38 year commitment.

        My advice to you is if you wanna be the man who sucks 10,000 cocks, commit to at least three per day. (You can rest on weekends)

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    When I first got together with my wife she insisted that neither of us share with each other of our past relationships or sexual experiences. I was fine with it because I always believed in the ignorance is bliss mantra for certain circumstances. After about a decade of marriage and a couple of kids she starts asking and stuff. I didn’t really want to share but she told me about how she had a threesome while in college a couple of times. I did admit that I was a bit jealous. She also told me that she slept around a lot in college and that her count was like 50-60 she can’t really remember. But then she asked about mine and that’s when I told her about the escorts. That’s when she got mad about me telling her about my past.

    • LesMotsBalaises@lemmy.ca
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      1 month ago

      Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he’s bi for sucking cocks /s

      (See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)