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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 23 days ago

grandma's house recently got a roomba

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grandma's house recently got a roomba

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Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 23 days ago
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    23 days ago

    It’s very possible this is already a manga

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      23 days ago

      Except grandpas house and no young master to serve, only angry grandpa who doesn’t want her

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        23 days ago

        ponkotsu ponko

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    Just makes me sad

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    Don’t Date Robots

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    23 days ago

    no but the Roomba will be pretty soon.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Cutesy gestures?

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      “beep bop. help. Roomba is stuck.”

      • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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        Stuck porn caused this brainrot?

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        I love when they get confused 🥰

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    23 days ago

    Anon was cooked from the beginning, wanting to have sex with his employees.

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    Vacuum go suki suki

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      “It’ll rip your dick off”

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    Unrelated but…

    fate-fan-has-been-here

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    It was all so normal until the last sentence.

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    Project moon mentioned

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    23 days ago

    Bro definitely sticking it in the roomba

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    it did 2 full laps around my legs before wondering off to go get stuck under a chair and brutally ripping its hat off :(

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    You are completely defective.

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    Two ways to read this:

    1. Anon needs to stop reading hentai, he’s permanently altered his libido.

    2. Anon has the virility of an 18-year-old viking, and quite frankly most of us could not even imagine so little stimuli getting the job done.

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      23 days ago
      1. Anon is realizing a deep seated kink, maybe even a paraphilia

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