If the aliens are so much more advanced than us, they probably pay absolutely no attention to the low energy em frequencies we use to send signals to them. They would be looking for signals in “subspace” or someshit that only intelligent creatures could develop and not just come from stars or other stellar phenomena.

However, unlike Americans, they can find Nigeria on a map.

Some poor sap on Kepler-22b getting messages about their car’s extended warranty.

the fact we’re not lasered down yet proves there’s no alien species more intelligent than us