• Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I don’t like avocados. I’ve literally never had avocado toast.

    And somehow I’m not a millionaire.

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    8 months ago

    How to be a millionare by 30:

    • get 2 million as a gift from parents
    • Start a buisness in an untapped market
    • get investors
    • work all day every day
    • workout and meditate to keep you body and mind healthy
    • save as much as you can, no starbucks!
    • sell the buisness once it is valued over a million
    • use that money to start a new one
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      8 months ago

      I have seen many adverts rich people make so heres a schedule:

      Wake up at 4am

      Get dressed 4-5

      Go to gym 5-7

      Get changed 7-8

      Eat breakfast 8-8:30

      Read newspaper 8:30-9

      Work 9-12

      Lunch 12-13

      Hit the club 13-17

      Dinner 17-18

      Club again 18-?

      Do these and you will be a billionare in no time. If you are an older gentleman replace the club with golf.

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    8 months ago

    Have you considered supplementing your income by committing massive fraud?

    You need to start by making small changes to your daily habits, and build up to massive fraud. If you try to do it all at once the habit wont stick.

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      8 months ago

      I dont know about that. Small crimes get prosecuted. Big crimes? You just pay a fine that’s less than what you made.

      I’m thinking “big crimes” is probably better overall. Might as well just start there.

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        8 months ago

        Small crimes from small fish. You can only take money from people who have less than you, that’s how the fraud system works. So you gotta ramp up your frauding slowly.

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        8 months ago

        I was attempting to be facetious and mimic the self help type advice you see about daily habits, but yes, if you want to get away with it, bigger is probably better.