ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoSheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King orderlocal12.comexternal-linkmessage-square82fedilinkarrow-up1623arrow-down15
arrow-up1618arrow-down1external-linkSheriff calls for backup over wrong Burger King orderlocal12.comZeroCool@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square82fedilink
minus-square✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·10 hours agoAnd pointedly, the police only respond for criminal issues. They are not going to assist you in a civil dispute like this. Unless you’re the fucking sheriff. The best that could happen is the police come to trespass the caller.
minus-squarevxx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 hours agoThey might arrest you to teach you a lesson in not wasting their time, though.
minus-squareirreticent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·7 hours agoObviously not if you’re the sheriff.
And pointedly, the police only respond for criminal issues. They are not going to assist you in a civil dispute like this. Unless you’re the fucking sheriff. The best that could happen is the police come to trespass the caller.
They might arrest you to teach you a lesson in not wasting their time, though.
Or shoot you.
Obviously not if you’re the sheriff.