Not sure if this countsYou’re more freckle than human.
Dude this pic could’ve waited until your poo was finished
Just be glad i wore my clean pair of boxers today
But then they wouldn’t be living up to their username.
Could it though?
Nice dick, bro.
I hope the shutter sound was turned off
You went to the toilet just to take this photo. Don’t take it as a criticism, I would have, too.
No i was actually at work browsing lemmy on the toilet. Didn’t think it would hit this hard lol
Which one are we talking about here?
Check out this overachiever
At least in the USA, it’s probably due to having been alive long enough for sun damage to cause a freckle on the side of your body nearest the car window while driving.
I’m in the UK. We drive on the opposite side, freckle in the exact spot on my left arm, nothing on my right.
Wrong arm, but do we count it?
You can’t fool me, that’s a right arm!
Scared gay panicking
Oh that one is a gay freckle
You can tell because it’s round, not straight 🧐
Why do you gather us like this bröther?
Dude…
Like solving where is Waldo
What the fuck why is this correct
Because almost everyone has a fuckin random ass freckle somewhere.
I have it. This is sorcery.
ITT: .world’s image hosting costs are doubled
Me, a mixed race person of color who doesn’t sunburn or freckle, reading how all the white folk in the comments have the same mark.
“Hmmm…I’ll be damned.”Hate to break it to you. Im 100% Jamaican.
It is now your duty to inspect all white people for this mark & care for the ones unlucky enough not carry it.
This honor is not to be taken lightly, you are now a leader undertaking grave responsibilities.
Why ?
It’s how the government stops foreign mind control signals from interfering with domestic signals. Kinda like a SIM card for the governments.
Generational secret
Edit: it’s faint, but it’s there
Sir, this is a leg.
Sir this is my arm. I wear a wristwatch, not an anklewatch.
A wristwatch that you can’t take off. With GPS and geofencing.
Whæt the fuck? How common is that?
Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.
Is that what they told you? C’mon, I thought you androids were supposed to be smart. The freckles are obviously marks they put on robots. Humans don’t have them.
I’m a robot but have thousands of freckles on my left arm. We overcompensated a little bit.
A.I. attempting to figure out how many fingers are on one hand
