In a heartwarming story that will certainly have consequences for decades to come, little boys everywhere felt their hearts soar on Tuesday as American voters elected Donald Trump, showing the young ones that they, too, could someday grow up to be the most powerful sexual predator in America.
Look at the state of conservatism? Look you can be as angry as you want that we punch Nazis here. Its just what a good American should do. Also I didn’t attack people on behalf of my friends. When someone hits your friend multiple times, or even once, you are allowed to defend them by using force back. I know you cowered and let your friends take the dolling, but I didn’t. Thats okay.