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There’s a starving furry artist out there who would jump at the chance to take your commission.

He didn’t drain the swamp, he just added overt facism and called it gazpacho.

The article is full of typos, too.

Who let this dreck out the door? Did Forbes lay off all their editors or what?

You made your bed, now lie in it.

As someone with a lot of web backend engineering experience, this had me yelling at the screen at a few points, but really cool nonetheless.

The problem is that my brain would immediately jump to picking apart the premise of the question. How did it happen? Is it permanent? Is your consciousness trapped in there or is it gone forever? The kind of thing that’s obviously just going to piss off the person asking.

I feel like what the question is really asking in a very roundabout way is whether you love that person unconditionally. That even if something happens such that they can no longer be the person you fell in love with, that you’ll still love them just the same. But that’s the problem: as a cynic, I believe all love is conditional; if it doesn’t seem like it, that just means you haven’t found out what the conditions are yet.

Obviously that’s not the right answer. So to me, it just seems like the question is a trap. Either you accept the preposterous hypothetical and give some sappy answer to make the other person happy and avoid a fight, or you get outed for the cold, unfeeling asshole that you actually are inside. But maybe that’s the point.

In the unlikely event that I end up in another relationship, what the hell is the right answer to the worm question? I’m pretty damn sure I’d get it wrong.

You? Where else?

Nah, REAL MEN dip their balls in a boiling hot solution of concentrated sulfuric acid and 30% hydrogen peroxide. So cleansing.

What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.

This is my biggest pet peeve. There’s tons of businesses around me that leave their Open signs on all night.

It’s like, what’s the point then? It’s not like there’s anyone out there shopping for a fucking mattress at 1 in the morning.

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This title belongs in a “statements made up by the deranged” meme

Repugnicans only care about the debt limit when they can weaponize it to further their own agenda.

And they don’t give two shits when you point it out to them. It all fits into their “fuck you, got mine,” mentality.

I was looking for a paper from fucking 2010 that was cited in a Wikipedia article and it was still behind a goddamn paywall.

Sci-Hub is the GOAT.

It executes on a native thread in the background. That way it doesn’t stall the Javascript execution loop, even if you give it a gigabyte of data to hash.

The children yearn for the mines.