EchoCranium

My wife’s RAV4 is like this. Long drives are torture after a few hours. My neck, shoulders, and back end up in knots.

Coptering a feel

I had an older lady call me to ask why I had been calling her phone. Had to explain that scammers were faking caller ID numbers, it wasn’t me, and everyone was dealing with the same garbage phone calls. She was initially ready to chew me out, but deflated pretty quickly when she realized her vexation would have to be vented toward someone else.