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!talesfromthecrypticlemmy@lemmy.world

So, I do a lot of writing (mystery solved for people wondering how I can reply so fast and so much on Lemmy!) and decided to create a fun little community, Tales from the Cryptic Lemmy.

Mostly a showcase for “crappy” pulp writers like myself. I figured I’d leave the good writing for the better communities out there.

I’m hoping the new community will be all about celebrating and participating in crappy pulp horror writing, where people can just have fun with it and not worry about perfection. It’s all about embracing the weird, over-the-top, and messy, without taking ourselves too seriously.

My first story for this new community is The Man Who Hunted Sea Lions on Lemmy.

Inspired by the drama I stirred up in a politics community, where now everyone seems convinced I’m some Russian troll mining “Russian bitcoinz” and spreading propaganda on Lemmy. Why? Because I dared to support voting third party. And wow, some of them took it personally—parody accounts, stalking, and even posting stats on how much I comment. Hateful DMs, weird comments—the works. Oy!

Anyway, I learned a new term: “sealioning.” Never heard of it before Lemmy, but after asking what it meant (several times), I got banned from that community for three days… for sealioning! Still not sure how my posts fit that, but whatever—it gave me the idea for a fun little story in my new community. So, it worked out!

I’ll keep cranking out and posting stories there, and maybe—just maybe—others will join in on the madness!

And if not? No sweat. I’ll keep pumping out these craptacular tales, hurling them into the endless void of cyberspace, where they’ll float like ghosts in the dead ether, waiting for someone, somewhere, to stumble upon them. :)

  • PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat
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    3 days ago

    Oh sweet!

    /u/UniversalMonk

    Oh. Never mind.

    My first story for this new community is “The Man Who Hunted Sea Lions on Lemmy.”

    My god, I thought for a second I was just being cynical, and this was this person branching out and trying to do something other than making everyone mad, and here I was criticizing it. Nope.

    • Socialist Mormon Satanist@lemmy.worldOP
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      3 days ago

      Thanks! And it’s pretty cool that my first ever upvotes are on that story. A few people seem to appreciate it!

      Of course, we both know once folks in c/politics discover that I wrote it, it’ll get downvoted to oblivion, but hey, for now, I’m enjoying this little quiet moment of upvotes. Haha!

      Did you actually read the story though? I think you’ll recognize some of the things said in it! lol

      Can I use your name for the next story I’m writing? Not exactly inspired by you, but from others in that community who’ve had some stuff to say. It’s fun too!

      I started it last night and am finishing it up today, but I need a name!

      But I don’t want you to accuse me of being a troll. :)

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        Did you actually read the story though? I think you’ll recognize some of the things said in it! lol

        What? No. Why would I do that?

        Can I use your name for the next story I’m writing? Not exactly inspired by you, but from others in that community who’ve had some stuff to say. It’s fun too!

        I started it last night and am finishing it up today, but I need a name!

        What the fuck?