i once shaved my head (during one surge of lockdown mania) and that was the day i found out my skull shape is whack, not a cone, but certainly whack, i’m sticking to having hair, if my genetics allow of course

If that’s not shopped then he looks like a conehead

Looks like the close-up of an elbow. They can also make up for an ass crack or a fake vagina. What a versatile part of our body!

Do not despair. We will be rescued. Until then, we must adapt. When the hydrogen droplets have ceased, we will go forth and live undetected on Earth amongst the blunt skulls.