It looks like a giant…
…green cucumber, please.
I’m sorry madam but we only have-- oh god! look at the size of his…
Johnson! JOHNSON, god dammnit, pay attention in class. Jesus Christ is that a massive…
… wait that’s not a woodpeckers, it looks like someone’s…
Are we talking about the iris again?
Yep, pupil.
A puffer fish right?
Angry… Expand… It has to be ego, right?
Hulk is a dick. 😔
Then how come his pants are the only piece of clothing that doesn’t rip off?
That’s his actual super power. The whole hulk thing is just radiation poisoning and mental illness.
Well we could see Hulk as the opposite of us, humble mortals : we have penises nowhere but in our pants, he is penises everywhere but in his pants.
Hulk is Imperialists?
The Hulk is such a debt.
PINGAS
Are we talking per axis or combined
4X? That’s nothing. There is a version of Hulk that is bigger than some planets.
Comparatively, that’s even more drastic of a metaphor than the classic hotdog-down-a-hallway quip.
Balloon?
No, seriously, what is it?
If it’s supposed to be his dick, huh? Who gets hard when they get angry?
Hollywood couples after a fight.
