“Bat drip” does not sound like something I want anywhere near my mouth if I’m being honest.
One person’s perk is another person’s nightmare.
One of these people is objectively wrong. Sorry.
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Imagine working in a gorilla sanctuary.
or a sperm bank
Now… That is the cutest thing i saw today. And this afternoon i learned about mini cows. So that sais a lot.
wow a bat flittered into me in my office hallway today, awkward flight like a moth, weighed practically nothing when it hit my leg. it was hairy and cute with black ears. i brought it outside. then i go on lemmy and see a fricken bat necklace.
A bat being active during the day and colliding with you is very abnormal behavior. If rabies exists where you are (this includes the UK for bats) see a doctor ASAP. Like, I wouldn’t go to bed without doing it. It’s possible for you to be bitten without feeling it because of how small they are, and disorientation is a sign of rabies in bats.
It’s totally fixable even if it did have rabies and bite you, you just have to go get a (normal, NOT in the stomach) post-exposure shot.
you’re very right. i went and got the first shot. will need 4 total.
I’m glad you got seen by a doctor!
I mean, on the one hand, yes. But, we just missed out on the opportunity to relive the carbon monoxide Reddit saga in real time!
Edit: with a less happy ending, though.
I agree with the others. Get a shot now. The survivability if rabies is virtually 0 when symptoms show up
Wait? Somebody survived rabies after symptoms show up?!
One girl did after they put her in an induced coma and hopped her up on antivirals. The treatment was called the Milwaukee Protocol but has only worked once.
IIRC, there’s one tribe of humans somewhere that regularly survives rabies, but it’s some pretty entrenched genetics that they can’t replicate yet.
But beyond that, it’s basically a sure thing you’ll die.
Did it hit any bare skin? Might be a good idea to get shots for rabies. Bat bites and scratches can be so small we don’t feel them.
I worked at a pet store in college. There was a really chill baby king snake there that I’d hang out with when I was working the cash register. He’d loop around my neck and just hang out like a little snake necklace for hours. Scared the shit out of a few customers who thought he was a piece of jewelry until he moved 😅
Aw man I wish I could’ve hung out with animals when I worked cash
Too busy serving them instead aye.
Edit: I realise this can go two ways. I’m implying that the customers are animals. Not that you worked serving up food.
Jealous! Way better than a lap cat on so many levels…
I used to intern at a wildlife sanctuary and I used to stick baby raccoons on me like velcro and walk around while I clean their enclosures and stuff.
Not exactly the same, but my wife and I are babysitting our daughter’s guinea pig, and she needed to clean his pen last night so asked me to hold him.
He was so gloriously chill. He just sat with me eating a carrot and watching TV.
I have my dad baby sit my piggies when I clean their cage too. The only downside is when we come to collect them, revealing the trove of accumulated chocolate tic-tacs beneath their bum.
This is how I imagine half this sub spends their nights, the other half are sobbing at a 47 page scientific papers incorrect usage of the word “disambiguation”
Disambiguate it for us. We don’t know what it means.
It’s when you write a diss track to take down the ambiguity
female bats still fly while menstruating
Estrus in bats - some bloody discharge while in the fertile part of their cycle. Only great apes have menstrual cycles (shedding unused uterine lining at the end of a cycle, NOT fertile when discharging blood).
Wicked just got a whole lot more interesting.
fly my pretties!
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Yyyup, that’s the smile of a woman who wears bats as necklaces.
Holy bat-bling!
That’s so adorably batty!
This is just me, but bats give me the creeps so this is a personal nightmare IRL
Ride that fear. Conquer that fear. Control that fear. Use it to strike terror into your enemies hearts.
Step one: be born into obscene wealth
yeah I think they’re kinda cool from a distance but “what if rats could fucking fly” can’t be that fun up close.
