NO, IM FINE. ITS ALLERGIES.
WHO’S CUTTING ONIONS IN THE HOSPITAL?
I love wholesome greentexts
This is really cute, but the first thing you should’ve said to her is the cheesy pick up line from the day you met her.
“So, as I was trying to say…”
Come here often?
So it’s fake because 4chan. But also it’s fake because even if you’re late deafened you need to learn how to hear after getting cochlear implants.
Also because it’s rare for adults fluent in sign language with a supportive network to choose CIs unless late deafened
Also “she gave me her number.” And? Did you call her?
(I guess I’m dating myself here because texting is a thing, but…)
I’m 30 and can’t imagine calling someone in response to being given a number. My entire life my number has been for texting